passport application

Dear Minister,


I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through.

Pope knocked down at christmas by woman

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/34589068#34589068

What a celebration. Fidge filled with food which became 30% more expensive two days ago. Nice family drama's while enjoying an exclusive wine and what happens? Knocking down the pope? Drama of the year. Doh.. move on.. NEXT. (Opens a beer).

Bombing the wrong home: FAIL

Revenge on adultery of his girlfriend. A very bitter man in Georgia is accused of an attempt of fire foundation, heavy maltreatment and possession of explosives.

Volcano about to have a huge ejaculation.

Filipinas: And does this Mayon volcano pays emission rights? Let’s all go back to Copenhagen for a discussion. By the way, I have a nice home for sale, loads of land in hilly area, nice and warm, Filipinas.

Vulcano experts are about to yell code red, high active, grab your cell phone, money, passport and oh, don’t forget wife and kids.

Check out the wonderful pics of this amazing “about to collapse” nature force.

Serious request for everybody who gave me the best wishes for 2009:

It did not help a single sh*t!
For 2010 please sent me money, alcohol or in the worst case: Value coupons!!

Antibioticum: Food for Tuberculosis

Baltimore: American and Chinese scientists found a tuberculosis bacterial which not just die from the antibiotic Rifampicine but even grow better.

Discovered: Planet with a lot of water!

Moving issues? Too crowded? Always wished to live far away from your mother in law? The solution is out there. Outside a bit (42 light years away) land for rent. This so called “exo planet GJ 1214b” is

My favourite christmas cake recepy

What do we need with Christmas?

Climate top breaks record CO2

The meeting in Copenhagen results in as much Cole dioxide as 2300 Americans per year or 660.000 citizens of Ethiopia. Never before in the history an international conference about the climate gave so much damage to the earth.

IT Technical Support

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

No more forced Internet Explorer, D-day

Finally the day came, we, poor and ignorant internet users, are no longer forced to use Microsoft’s own browser “Internet Explorer” (here are meant, the non creative people who can't find firefox etc.). The European Commission pressed Microsoft

Woman lynched by civilians in Guatemala

Police in Guatemala are not the most fanatic of the world. Due to this reason, civilians often take over the job of the police officers. This woman, Alejandra Maria Torres, found this out in a horrible manner.