passport application

Dear Minister,


I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through.

Pope knocked down at christmas by woman

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/34589068#34589068

What a celebration. Fidge filled with food which became 30% more expensive two days ago. Nice family drama's while enjoying an exclusive wine and what happens? Knocking down the pope? Drama of the year. Doh.. move on.. NEXT. (Opens a beer).

Bombing the wrong home: FAIL

Revenge on adultery of his girlfriend. A very bitter man in Georgia is accused of an attempt of fire foundation, heavy maltreatment and possession of explosives.

Volcano about to have a huge ejaculation.

Filipinas: And does this Mayon volcano pays emission rights? Let’s all go back to Copenhagen for a discussion. By the way, I have a nice home for sale, loads of land in hilly area, nice and warm, Filipinas.

Vulcano experts are about to yell code red, high active, grab your cell phone, money, passport and oh, don’t forget wife and kids.

Check out the wonderful pics of this amazing “about to collapse” nature force.

Serious request for everybody who gave me the best wishes for 2009:

It did not help a single sh*t!
For 2010 please sent me money, alcohol or in the worst case: Value coupons!!

Antibioticum: Food for Tuberculosis

Baltimore: American and Chinese scientists found a tuberculosis bacterial which not just die from the antibiotic Rifampicine but even grow better.

Discovered: Planet with a lot of water!

Moving issues? Too crowded? Always wished to live far away from your mother in law? The solution is out there. Outside a bit (42 light years away) land for rent. This so called “exo planet GJ 1214b” is